You can have all the victory you want. I've still got all the bacon.
Unless you have fish, you are irrelevant.
Unless you have bacon, nobody cares about you.
Well, since Ghux is my arse, my arse is bacon, so I have bacon.
But I also have fish, which is what really matters.
You wish Ghux were your arse.
You wish you were my arse.
You wish you had an arse.
You wish I didn't have an arse so you could be it.
You wish that made sense.
Your denial is unconvincing, my dear. Own your desires.
But slavery is illegal, lovemuffin!
Being my arse is not illegal.
Although my arse is so hot, it oughta be illegal.
Okay, Pingu's arse is no longer legal in the nation of Ghuxalia.
My arse has no desire to visit your poxy nation, happily.
At least my nation doesn't have cooties.
PS totes longest diplo app thread ever.
Even cooties don't want to visit your nation.
My nation has a law against bad guys. They're not allowed.
It must be embarrassing to be banned from your own nation.
At least my entire nation isn't an ancient evil.
Your entire nation dreams of being an ancient evil. Ancient evil is best evil.