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Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-16-2013
You can have all the victory you want. I've still got all the bacon.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-16-2013
Unless you have fish, you are irrelevant.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-16-2013
Unless you have bacon, nobody cares about you.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-16-2013
Well, since Ghux is my arse, my arse is bacon, so I have bacon.
But I also have fish, which is what really matters.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-16-2013
You wish Ghux were your arse.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-16-2013
You wish you were my arse.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-16-2013
You wish you had an arse.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-16-2013
You wish I didn't have an arse so you could be it.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-17-2013
You wish that made sense.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-17-2013
Your denial is unconvincing, my dear. Own your desires.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-17-2013
But slavery is illegal, lovemuffin!
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-17-2013
Being my arse is not illegal.
Although my arse is so hot, it oughta be illegal.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-17-2013
Okay, Pingu's arse is no longer legal in the nation of Ghuxalia.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-17-2013
My arse has no desire to visit your poxy nation, happily.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-17-2013
At least my nation doesn't have cooties.
PS totes longest diplo app thread ever.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-17-2013
Even cooties don't want to visit your nation.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-17-2013
My nation has a law against bad guys. They're not allowed.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-18-2013
It must be embarrassing to be banned from your own nation.
Ghux > Pingu - The Lovely Ghux of Doom - 11-18-2013
At least my entire nation isn't an ancient evil.
Ghux > Pingu - Pingu - 11-18-2013
Your entire nation dreams of being an ancient evil. Ancient evil is best evil.