Zulu

[Ubuntu the Great]

Ah yes my friend Kinge. Zulu very honorable people. I see ODN and International declare war on my NATO friend I say "what in the hell is this" I say back to me "Ubuntu they do badness to your friends NATO" I say back to Ubuntu "Like in the hell they do! I shall killen them the some a na beech bad people! I shall make them all very dead indeed for their badness to my friends NATO. I not understand this declare thing so I so it days after I start. I and my fellow Zulus will stay with you until we killen all your enemys. Please be patient with Zulus. Ther not many of us and we can only attack 3 at a time so it will take us a while to kill them all. But if they stay put we will eventually get to them all. I originally tell my royal advisor air Marshall Salsabeast of The Twmplar Knights of the True Cross of God that Inwas going to declare war on 5 alliances. He write back "Ubuntu NO" I drop my idea quickly thinking my royal advisor would have heart attack! I say ok ok. He good advisor help me know these foreign things. He stop me from several wars already. I almost attack good people alliance due to words I thought were insult. How in the hell I know Anarchy people good. Perhaps Nato leaders show me who bad and we gladly kill them for you my friends.