CRAP diplo

[Darthboy155]

Nation Name:

Camplandia

Nation Ruler:

Darthboy155

Nation Link:

http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill..._ID=439787

Wiki Link

http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Coali...ied_Powers

Alliance Name:

Coalition of Royal Allied Powers

Alliance Acronym (if any):

CRAP

Alliance Color:

maroon

Your position in the alliance:

diplo

Link to your alliance forums:

http://s1.zetaboards.com/CRAP_Alliance/index/

Ill tell you a little about myself



I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.



I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.



Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.



I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.



I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.



I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery,and I have spoken with Elvis.



But I have not yet become a diplomat

[SteelersFan]

Awesome story You'll be masked shortly

[Kingtylord]

I remember something similar to this in my old AP Language class, we had two essays and had to judge which one was better for what college. Nice introduction bravo

[Darthboy155]

ya i kinda stole it for my English teacher at school but i was going for a good intro

[HM Solomon I]

I don't always engage in bilateral diplomacy, but when I do, I prefer it to be between NATO and CRAP. I am the most interesting man in the world.



Give me a second to mask you.

[HM Solomon I]

Ok, you should be all set. Welcome to NATO!

[Darthboy155]

Thanks