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Mask me, please.


Also hello.

ok I'll do it....but no cuddling Berbers...

I promise.


I can haz fish nao?

Feeds Pingu salmon.

Ooh. That's fancy fish, that is. Nomnomnom.


*continues to not cuddle Berbers; looks hopeful

*Lyner takes out the trident

For the fish, or for Berbers?

Pingu go away damnit nobody wants you here.

Bacon - tastes like fish!

Bacon tastes like Jesus.

 

Fish tastes like wet.

Jesus actually tastes like chicken.

You taste like stupid.

You have never eaten me, big boy.

Why would I want to eat you if you taste stupid?

If you had eaten me, you would know that I taste delicious, like rainbows and godlike intelligence.

Yeah except everyone who has eaten you is stupid.

Only very smart people get to eat me. Stupid is unsexy.

So you admit to never having been eaten.

I report, accurately, that I have only been eaten by very smart people.

So you're saying that nobody is smart?