Ghux > Pingu
#21
You can have all the victory you want. I've still got all the bacon.

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#22
Unless you have fish, you are irrelevant.
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#23
Unless you have bacon, nobody cares about you.

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#24
Well, since Ghux is my arse, my arse is bacon, so I have bacon.


But I also have fish, which is what really matters.
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#25
You wish Ghux were your arse.

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#26
You wish you were my arse.
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#27
You wish you had an arse.

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#28
You wish I didn't have an arse so you could be it.
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#29
You wish that made sense.

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#30
Your denial is unconvincing, my dear. Own your desires.
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#31
But slavery is illegal, lovemuffin!

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#32
Being my arse is not illegal.


Although my arse is so hot, it oughta be illegal.
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#33
Okay, Pingu's arse is no longer legal in the nation of Ghuxalia.

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#34
My arse has no desire to visit your poxy nation, happily.
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#35
At least my nation doesn't have cooties.

 

PS totes longest diplo app thread ever.

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#36
Even cooties don't want to visit your nation.
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#37
My nation has a law against bad guys. They're not allowed.

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#38
It must be embarrassing to be banned from your own nation.
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#39
At least my entire nation isn't an ancient evil.

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#40
Your entire nation dreams of being an ancient evil. Ancient evil is best evil.
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