Ghux > Pingu

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

You can have all the victory you want. I've still got all the bacon.

[Pingu]

Unless you have fish, you are irrelevant.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

Unless you have bacon, nobody cares about you.

[Pingu]

Well, since Ghux is my arse, my arse is bacon, so I have bacon.


But I also have fish, which is what really matters.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

You wish Ghux were your arse.

[Pingu]

You wish you were my arse.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

You wish you had an arse.

[Pingu]

You wish I didn't have an arse so you could be it.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

You wish that made sense.

[Pingu]

Your denial is unconvincing, my dear. Own your desires.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

But slavery is illegal, lovemuffin!

[Pingu]

Being my arse is not illegal.


Although my arse is so hot, it oughta be illegal.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

Okay, Pingu's arse is no longer legal in the nation of Ghuxalia.

[Pingu]

My arse has no desire to visit your poxy nation, happily.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

At least my nation doesn't have cooties.

 

PS totes longest diplo app thread ever.

[Pingu]

Even cooties don't want to visit your nation.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

My nation has a law against bad guys. They're not allowed.

[Pingu]

It must be embarrassing to be banned from your own nation.

[The Lovely Ghux of Doom]

At least my entire nation isn't an ancient evil.

[Pingu]

Your entire nation dreams of being an ancient evil. Ancient evil is best evil.